Tom MacDonald – I Dont Drink Lyrics

I Dont Drink By Tom MacDonald

I screwed up, I just wanna say I’m sorry
It’s all my fault, you should probably ignore me
Oh my god, shoulda give me a new warning
All my friends are sick and tired of the story

I don’t drink, cuz when I’m drunk I’m annoying
Call your phone, when its 3 in the morning
Start a fight, parked a whip in your garden
Prolly think I am mentally retarded

Please don’t call me crazy, cuz I’m not
Last night, I had one too many shots
Blacked out, got arrested by the cops
Woke up on the neighbours front lawn
Every time that I’m hungover, I convince myself I’m dying
Where the hell my pants go and why is my girlfriend crying?
I say that I remember what I did, but I’m lying
There’s a tattoo on my buttcheek
it’s a beer can and he’s smilling

I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that’s a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together that’s a win to me
I don’t drink cuz when I do I’m retarded
Ask around I’m a life for the party
Hold my beer cuz i’m only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory

I’m a mess and I know you don’t deserve it
You’re the best and I’m a pretty stupid person
None the list you try to help me ’cause I’m hurting
I confess somethimes I feel like I’m not worth it

I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m a problem
I don’t care who I hurt I feel awsome
Holy crap it’s a jail or a caffeine
Soon enough I’ma be a rock bottom
Please help tell me how I end up here
Last night I have one too many beers
Flashbacks but I can’t remember clear
Why I texted all my exes and we haven’t spoken years

Every time that I’m hungover, last night doesn’t feel so funny
I throw up all my front step and I wasted all my money
I got naked in a night club right in front of all my bodies
Then I went home with some girl I thought was hot but shes ugly

I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that’s a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together that’s a win to me
I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m retarded
Ask around I’m a life for the party
Hold my beer cuz i’m only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory

You called my phone
okay be quiet can you hear it
I don’t hear it
Damn oh no, my sexy photos can we clear it
We need to clear it

I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that’s a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together that’s a win to me
I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m retarded
Ask around I’m a life for the party
Hold my beer cuz i’m only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory



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